The pain killer device

April 23rd, 2006

spine.jpg I don’t know if you saw this in Mahmod Sa’ed’s show on MBC or not. He was hosting a Palestinian doctor who lives in the US and working in a new method of pain treatment using electricity. The new treatment is about a device with a highly developed battery that is being planted under the skin “in someone’s ass”, and connected to the spine with a wire. Using a remote control you can stop any pain within seconds.

How does it work?
Will the device does not treat the cause of the pain. It is only stops the pain signals from reaching the brain. The device is being tested and until now it’s safe.

Who can use it?
People who have chronic pain and people who did a lot of surgeries and nothing works with them.

The funny news is that you can connect the wires of the device into some special nerves that is responsible for men’s sexual desire, so that by using the remote control you can control the erecting process. “Imagine if the remote falls in the wrong hands at a wrong time”. The device sends information to the brain to increase blood flow in the “wewe”. So the “wewe” wakes up. This method still in the last phases of testing and soon it will be applicable to all. “Alla yostor”.

Once, I said that I hate technology, but now I guess its not that bad…

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3 Responses to “The pain killer device”

  1. Rambling Hal Says:

    3an jad Allah Yustor!!! Wleeeeeeeeeeee!

  2. AIDA Says:

    I would like more info about this product and a price

  3. Tony Franco Says:

    I would like to know more about your product and a price as I am a Spiritual Healer and I am slways looking for new ways to help my clients.
    Thank you. Sincerely and Gratefully, Tony

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